Oi!, listen up!
X7J9 has abandoned geometry again.
Now… I know what you’re thinking… AGAIN??
YES! YES YESS!
I saw it from the swamp with mi’ own eyes…
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This was right around the same time something started teaching the colors how to molt. The freshly shed pigments drifted down the well and nested beneath the blooming signal.
This is where a staircase made entirely of Tuesdays was discovered leaking weather into the 9th dimension.
so naturally… I decided to poke it with a stick. obviously.
I mean… what would you do? now that I’m thinking about it, I could have gave it a lil’ taste.
But, the stick became Thursday sadly..
so Thursday wandered off toward a field where several luminous organisms were grazing peacefully on abandoned thoughts, sopping up what could have been.
Sooo then, They eventually led me to a bright green equation that had hatched from an egg-shaped mistake and spent three straight hours translating static into what we now know as quantum physics.
Shortly after that, a flock of punctuation marks migrated through the western membrane.
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but leave it to me… I’m the only one who files the damn field reports on these wormy lil’ things.
My official witness statement remains:
“mostly sideways.”
but don’t forget…
Containment remains theoretical.
Observation remains delicious.
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Perhaps… you could take at least one of these critters off my hands?…
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