Bit of a situation… as usual.
Several unauthorized spirals have been discovered breeding behind the ole’ weather station again. Mangey, sickly lil’ things if you ask me…
Now before anybody starts pointing fingers, I would like to remind EVERYONE that I specifically labeled the containment fence:
DO NOT FEED THE GEOMETRY.
But Somebody fed the FREAKING geometry…
like seriously? Can.. we.. read??
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The trouble began shortly after sunrise when the smallest spiral was observed nibbling on a discarded horizon, as this is perfectly normal behavior, especially by local standards.
Unfortunately… the horizon hatched.
And yes.. it was a MESS.
What emerged can only be described as a weather-adjacent inconveniences with far too many corners, and recursive woven textures that seemed to influence time.
Within minutes.. three additional horizons appeared, none of which belonged to this district…
so yea.. you could say I have my hands full.
Residents are advised NOT to make eye contact with any loose angles, and PLEASE don’t encourage the spirals by applauding… they think it’s a joke to rip open spacetime.
it is NOT Joke.
Last Tuesday we lost an entire gazebo..
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Current conditions remain unstable.
Several luminous organisms continue grazing peacefully on abandoned futures near the funnel cake stand…
The good news is they’re having a sale buy 1 get 1, so honestly it’s really not that bad if you grab yourself a sweet treat while you’re there.
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The situation remains manageable, unstable yes.. but manageable.
The same cannot be said for Dennis…
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But Perhaps you’d be interested in taking one of these peculiar little critters off my hands?
They’re well on the way to being housebroken!
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